Sunday, November 8, 2009

Bolu and Bola Updated!!!

OK...So I have been getting emails from people so imma give y'all a sneak preview to what's up with Bolu and Bola... After this...y'all should wait for the book...lol Enjoy AND PLEASE DROP YOUR COMMENTS...


BOLU

OMG! I cannot believe I had sex. I made a covenant with God. Damn! And I had it with my BOSS!!! What have I done? Ouch! My head hurts and it’s like I am going to throw up. I put on my phone.
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NEW TEXT MESSAGE FROM BOMA<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Hey boo! I am sorry for putting pressure on u. I promise 2 b more understanding. Call me. xoxo.

Boma! It's her fault I am here. What am I gonna do?
Please, do not tell me not to put the blame on her. Don’t tell me that it was my choice to go to the club or that I should have had the will power to say no. I have done nothing but compromise for Boma since we started dating. I always bent the rules for her so no one should tell me anything. And now she sends me a text that she is sorry. Sorry about what? The deed has been done for heaven’s sake. There is nothing I can do now. All I can do is just hope that… I don’t even know what to hope for.
I can’t believe I hate Boma’s gut now. I mean I love her and no doubt the sex was good. Really good. I actually enjoyed it but I was supposed to share this with her within the confines of marriage. Now… I don’t even know.
I am on my way home now and I am so sure that she would have called Bola. I am surprised Bola has not called me yet, trying to get all sisterly. Thankfully it’s a start. She is not worrying stupidly.
All I want to do now is just go home and sleep. I want to sleep and forget this whole incident. Thank God IT is almost over, I resume final year in a matter of weeks.



BOLA

Boma is a wreck. I can see it and she has been gulping down my water. “I get really thirsty when I am nervous” she says. Well that is classic Boma for you though. I scratch my hair and I take my seat in the couch on the sitting room. I know I should be worrying and fretting over Bolu but I just can’t. Maybe because a part of me knows Bolu is fine. He always knows how to take care of himself.
I still cannot believe Fola and Hauwa. It had to be her. He couldn’t choose anyone else. He had to pick her. Of all the numerous whores in Abuja it had to be her. Anyways, I hear her father is an aristo so I don’t blame her. Like father, like daughter.
Please don’t even judge me. Don’t give me the talk of how I committed my life to Christ and I am supposed to forgive and move on. Please. You have no idea how I feel right now. I feel like a fool. He cheated on me with someone I considered my friend. How long have they been sleeping together? Have they been doing it before I started dating him? Do they laugh at me after having hot steamy.... you know the rest Oh! I don’t even want to think about it.
“I am going to Hauwa’s house?” I said, getting up from the couch.
“Enh?” Boma said, turning around immediately as she heard it
“You heard me? I am going to her house to give her a piece of mind?” I said, reaching for my cell phone and putting it in my pocket.
“You will do no such thing. Are you high?” Boma said, she was standing directly in front of me. I guess I have given her something else to worry about apart from Bolu
“Why? Why should I not tell her how bad she has hurt me? She was my friend, Boma!” I said
“Friends come and go, Bola so sit down and let’s wait for your brother!” Boma said and I don’t know how I found myself on the couch again. Boma had a point


BOLU

As I approach the gate to my house, all I feel is fear. I really don’t know what is waiting for me in there. Bola may start shouting and making a big deal out of nothing. I am 100% sure Boma must have called her and yada yada yada. Well, I guess it’s something I have to deal with. I did not even tell Ms. Chima I was leaving. Ouch! My head still hurts really badly.
I open the gate and I see our gateman looking at me. He is mumbling words that I don’t even think I want to hear. I approach the door and I figure it’s open because, I always leave it open for Bola anytime she pulls an all-nighter. I just figure she will do the same. I open the door and before I can say Jack Robinson, Boma runs up to me and hugs me really really really tight.
“OMG! I am so glad you are OK. I am so sorry about last night and I promise you it will never happen again” She said. She is still hugging me.
What does she except me to say? I am confused. She led me down this path and I don’t even know what to say. Is he alright. Boma pulls away and is talking.
“I know you hate my guts right now and I promise, as from today, no more clubs. We will do anything you want to do. I put my needs before yours. I will put yours first. I promise. It won’t happen. So so so sorry. Do you forgive me? Do you forgive me?” she is looking into my eyes.
I look at her and I see the girl I fell in love with her. How could I have hurt her? Yes she messed up but look, she is still amazing as ever. I have no justification for what I did. I don’t deserve her.
“I forgive you” I said and she hugged me. Bola is smiling as she approaches us but soon her smile turns into a look of concern
“Bolu, were you drunk?” she asked


DIRECT CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOLA AND BOLU

(Boma has left and it’s just Bolu and Bola. Bolu is about to walk out when Bola calls him back)
BOLA: Where do you think you are going?
BOLU: (turning back to face her) my room?
BOLA: You didn’t answer my question, Bolu?
BOLU: Is there a law that says I must answer every question you ask?
BOLA: OK so do you want to play like that now?
BOLU: See Bola, I had a long night and I would like to rest
BOLA: More like you want to go and recover from your hangover (She turns and goes into the sitting room, sits down, crosses her legs and stares into space)
BOLU: (follows her into the sitting room and takes a seat beside her) How did you know I was drunk?
BOLA: I don’t know. Experience. Maybe. I don’t know. What happened last night Bolu?
BOLU: Nothing important.
BOLA: Really? Have you forgotten you are talking to me?
BOLU: I don’t know Bola
BOLA: What do you mean by you don’t know? What is wrong with guys? If what you did affects Boma in a negative way, I won’t find it funny. Is this heartbreak month or what?
BOLU: Heartbreak? What are you talking about?
BOLA: (starts crying) Fola is sleeping with Hauwa and don’t say ‘I told you so’.
BOLU: (reaches to her and puts her head on his shoulder as he consoles her; he has done this before with the others) I am so sorry. Have you talked to him about it?
BOLA: (sobbing) Duh! We broke up. He gave me a promise ring. And he cheated.
BOLU: People fail us daily. God is the only one who never fails us. You need him now more than anything
BOLA: I know. It’s hard though. Why do guys end up cheating?
BOLU: I don’t know. Maybe he has a reason? Talk to him about it Bola, you never know.
BOLA: What is there to talk about? He cheated with me and then broke up with me via SMS!!! He is a jerk!
BOLU: If you say so
BOLA: If I didn’t know you Bolu, I will say you were taking his side.
BOLU: I am not taking anyone’s side here. I am just trying to see it from his point of view
BOLA: (she pulls away from Bolu and stares at him) Where is my brother who hates my boyfriend?
BOLU: He has a hangover
BOLA: I guess you need to rest then
BOLU: Yea, I do (he stands up) I still feel you should call him and talk to him about it though
BOLA: OK. Thank you Bolu. You’re the perfect brother. I love you
BOLU: I love you too sis.

(Bolu walks out of the room and Bola’s words echo behind him. Perfect brother. If she only knew half of it.  Still, he reminded himself of one person only. Fola Carter.)

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

PHILIP’S KISS AND TELL STORY

*Names and a few other things have been changed to protect the identity of the people involved.

Hi, my name is Philip and this is my Kiss and Tell Story.

Who would have thought that I would turn out to be that kinda guy; hmmnnn. Romance was never my thing. I loved love songs but I had it at the back of my mind that it was never my thing. All these changed when I met Vanessa.

You see, I like thick things (if you don’t understand, you don’t need to understand). I have always been one to chop and wash my mouth. Easy. No one gets hurt. We are all happy in the end... I guess girls have a gift for changing everything.

I met Vanessa at an Ice Cream Parlor. I was with my friend, Rodney and we were just hanging out. After 30 minutes of scoping various girls, Vanessa walks in with her friend, Iman. I noticed her at first and she took my breath away. She wasn’t thick per se but she caught my eye and before I knew it, she was coming toward my table; apparently she and Rodney go way back. After the introductions, she and her friend decided to sit with us and we spent an hour together. Trust me; it was the best 1 hour of my life and I knew she just had to be mine.

After she left, I told Rodney how I felt and he said he was cool with it. Soon, we all started hanging out together and before I knew it, I started calling her EVERYDAY. Yeah, everyday, this including at least one text message every day.  We then grew close and I noticed she had already grown fond of me; I mean there was a day she called me 3 times. Soon, we expressed our mutual feelings for each other although our relationship did not start immediately. I mean she said she was in ready and who am I to force her into something she wasn’t ready for.  She did not want a Hollywood relationship and I actually saw her point.

We continued like this until on a chilly Saturday morning at 5.45am on our way back from a club on the Island, she decided to make our relationship official. Hearing her, I felt satisfied and accomplished. Accomplished in the sense that finally she has decided to take a chance on/with me.

The first 6-8 months of our relationship was AMAZING!!! We had fun together. Hung out a lot; we went to the movies, hung out at pools, my crib, her crib... It was wonderful. I remember this one time when we were making out and Brandy’s Wow started playing on the radio, she withdrew and started singing the words to me, using the remote to the radio as her microphone. It was amazing... she made me love the song so much.

At the 9-11 months, the fights started and they were not funny. They were a lot and they consisted of VERY stupid arguments. It is funny because I am more emotional than she is and she was just too defensive. The scripture in Isaiah that says come let us reason together doesn’t work with her as she doesn’t see reason with you. Neyo’s Mad was one song that I can say expressed how I really felt. I even spent time in prayer asking God to save the relationship. One of my friends, Tobore had to talk to her and me too (kinda was a mediator of some sort) but it was too no avail. It got bad and honestly it was hurting me really bad. I decided to break up and Tobore told me not too; he wanted me to hang on in there for a while in case she changes or something. I agreed to it until one evening after a very long heated silent argument, I decided to break up. I mean she left me in a depressed state. The next morning, I called her and decided to call it quits.

Vanessa is an amazing person but maybe I am not the one for her. I miss her sometimes. I miss making out with her... the taste of her strawberry lip gloss... her laugh... her person when she is not angry.

Right now, I got six girls in my life... I like one of them and let’s just say the five are at my beck and call... life is beautiful.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Kiss and Tell Stories

I am still recieving kiss and tell stories...send it too harryitie@gmail.com

thank you

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Bimpe's Story

To those who will send their future stories, this is an example of what it could look like...

My name is Bimpe and this is my Kiss and Tell story...
I am 21 years old and I am a university graduate. Things are going well for me and by God's grace I should be getting ready to go for my NYSC next month. On the outside, it seems like I have it all together. People actually think that everything is working well for me. They might not be wrong. I have a degree and I am a graduate at 21. At 21, my elder ones were still in 100 level. Truth is, things are kinda hard for me right now... I am confused.

When I was 18, I met Tobi. He was the perfect guy; cool, funny, reserved. He had everything a girl needed and more...ummm I take that back... he was not a hunk per se but his voice... GOSH!!!

The thing is we started dating and it was blissful.. we did so many things together (We went to The Palms a lot!!!!) but it was wonderful. After our 1st year anniversary, he decides he wants to break up...apparently we are moving too fast. Truth is, he was seeing someone else...

That was 3 years ago.

A week after graduation, I get a text from an unknown number congratulating me as regards graduating... Since I did not know the number, I called back only to find out that it was Tobi. After we got talking, we decided to hang out again... at The Palms... there he asks me to be his girlfriend again...

And I said yes...

The only issue is I have a boyfriend named Chike...

I know y'all hate me but before you judge me...what do I do?

Do you guys get the drift now??? Expecting those stories people
harryitie@gmail.com

Trotcha!!!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Everyday Kiss and Tell stories

Hey guys,
What's up? It seems that nobody replied me as regards what to do with the blog so I have made some decisons
1. The blog will feature everyday kiss and tell stories that is stories of real life people
2. I will update y'all continuously on how the book is coming...

Trotcha!

Monday, October 19, 2009

On Kiss & Tell

OMG!!! I saw the comments on the last post and I really appreciated it, I mean Danielle from Out of Eden commented...It is so good to know that you guys love the blog and all but I am turning it into a book... Yes, get ready for the release of the Kiss & Tell novel... Now I need suggestions...what do you want me to change, to add, to remove or do you still want the blog to continue...gimme ideas... Someone suggested real life Kiss & Tell stories....

Gimme suggestions people..thank you!!!

Trotcha!!!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Finally... Kiss and Tell 010

It is good to be back! Exams were amazing and it is with so much joy that we bring to you the latest installment of the Kiss & Tell Series. So many things have happened and here is a recap of what has been going down.

Well, Bola and Fola broke up. OK, Fola broke up with Bola. What happened was that Fola pulled out of the Capetown Fashion Show and he told Bola that he had major plans with his dad. After, the show, Bola realized that her life had not been complete because she was not exactly walking with God the way she was supposed to. She then re-dedicated her life to Christ and sends a text to Fola to express her joy. This is what she receives

I am happy for you. Woteva mkes u happy. Anyways, I guess we have to break up then. Take care of urself

Bola was shattered. She knew a new step in her walk with God was going to affect her relationship with Fola but she felt... She just felt... So she decides to confront him one on one.

When she gets to his house, she is stopped at the gate by the security man and after 30 minutes, Fola comes out to meet her.
"Wow! First you break up via SMS and you now you cant even invite me into your house. Very classy Fola" Bola said with tears in her eyes
"This is the reason why I did not want to see you. You will start crying and..."
"You are damn right I will cry. How could you Fola? You gave me a promise ring! I have not pulled it EVER!!! Bola said
"You said you were born again now" Fola told her
"I have always been born-again. I only re-dedicated my life. That is not an excuse" Bola said, she was crying and pacing.
"See Bola, you want to be committed to 'Him'. was that not what your text said? I don't want to be a hindrance considering the fact that you are not supposed to be 'unequally' yoked with me. I can't even stand your God" Fola said, raising his voice
"It's just best we drop this. I gotta go" Fola said as he began to walk into his house
"So who is she?" Bola asked him
"She?" Fola said turning back to face her
"I heard from different people. Who is she?" Bola asked again
"First, don't imply I was cheating on you cuz I wasn't. I was just having sex with her. I can separate sex from love. And you said you were waiting for your wedding night" He told her
"You can do what?! You were having sex behind my back and it wasn't cheating? What the... You have not answered my question... who is she?" Bola said her temper rising.
"Hauwa" Fola said
And it happened. Bola went and gave Fola a very dirty slap.
'I HATE YOU!!!!!" She screamed as she threw the promise ring at him and raced to her car and drove off.

On the flip side, Bola and Boma's relationship has been rocky. Boma although is totally in love with Bolu, she has a huge problem with his introverted nature and the fact that he puts the GOD factor in EVERYTHING. This leads to constant fights and nagging. so on this fateful night, Boma finally took Bolu clubbing on a Friday night were everything changed.

It all started when Boma tried to convince Bolu to dance. Bolu said he could not because the music was not his kind of music. Boma persisted and they got into another argument. After 10 minutes of bickering at each other, Boma decides to go dance without Bolu. Soon she was getting her groove on and dancing in a naughty way with some guys. Seeing the sight, Bolu was angry and he goes to the bar and orders his first round of alcohol. After three rounds, Bolu was drunk.

"Bolu the young pastor getting all tipsy in the club"
Bolu turns around and he sees the Personnel Manager of the company where he is doing is Industrial Attachment.
'Ms Chima. What are you doing here?" He said surprised.
"The same thing you are doing here. Are you OK? Never imagined you to be one to club talk less of drink" She told him
"Thought so too but hey, I am doing it" He said still drunk.
"Yea Yea. I can see that. So who did you come here with?" She asked him.
Bolu looked around again and he saw Boma dancing with some muscular guy.
"No one. I came alone. I needed to unwind" He told her
"Really? Impressive. How about we unwind together. My house. Now. It's just down the street" She said
He looked at Boma one last time and said, "Sure... Why not?"

So Bolu took Ms Chima's hand and she led him out of the club into her black SUV.

And Boma, she kept searching for Bolu... after her last dance that is... and she did not find him

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOLU AND BOMA
(Bola's phone rings. She sees Boma's caller ID and picks)

BOLA: Hey girl! How are you doing?
BOMA: Good. Have you seen your brother?
BOLA: No. He has been out all day. I thought he was with you?
BOMA: I thought so too. He left the club. I guessed I messed up big time
BOLA: I guess you did. Well, he'll be fine
BOMA: Are you OK? You seem very weird
BOLA: I am NOT! Fola and Hauwa are screwing themselves
BOMA: OMG! Are you OK?
BOLA: He broke up with me via SMS can you imagine the jerk!
BOMA: I can't believe Hauwa. She is supposed to be our friend.
BOLA: I thought so too. Gonna hola you later. Bolu will be fine OK?
BOMA: I am coming over girl. You need my company
BOLA: OK! Love you
BOMA: Love you too. Be there in a jiffy (click)


BOLU
OMG! I cannot believe I had sex. I made a covenant with God. Damn! And I had it with my BOSS!!! What have I done?
Text Message Alert
(From Boma)
Hey boo! I am sorry for putting pressure on u. I promise 2 b more understanding. Call me.xoxo.

Boma! It's her fault I am here. What am I gonna do?