Showing posts with label Kiss And Tell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kiss And Tell. Show all posts

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Bimpe's Story

To those who will send their future stories, this is an example of what it could look like...

My name is Bimpe and this is my Kiss and Tell story...
I am 21 years old and I am a university graduate. Things are going well for me and by God's grace I should be getting ready to go for my NYSC next month. On the outside, it seems like I have it all together. People actually think that everything is working well for me. They might not be wrong. I have a degree and I am a graduate at 21. At 21, my elder ones were still in 100 level. Truth is, things are kinda hard for me right now... I am confused.

When I was 18, I met Tobi. He was the perfect guy; cool, funny, reserved. He had everything a girl needed and more...ummm I take that back... he was not a hunk per se but his voice... GOSH!!!

The thing is we started dating and it was blissful.. we did so many things together (We went to The Palms a lot!!!!) but it was wonderful. After our 1st year anniversary, he decides he wants to break up...apparently we are moving too fast. Truth is, he was seeing someone else...

That was 3 years ago.

A week after graduation, I get a text from an unknown number congratulating me as regards graduating... Since I did not know the number, I called back only to find out that it was Tobi. After we got talking, we decided to hang out again... at The Palms... there he asks me to be his girlfriend again...

And I said yes...

The only issue is I have a boyfriend named Chike...

I know y'all hate me but before you judge me...what do I do?

Do you guys get the drift now??? Expecting those stories people
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Saturday, April 4, 2009

002

BOLA
I am so over Brad Pitt. Gosh! I watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons and I have to admit the guy has lost his hotness. Honestly. I can remember when I saw Legends of the Fall, damn! Now that is what I am talking about. I really don’t know but I think Angelina is one of the few reasons he is going down on the hottie scale. Well, whatever. It’s not really my business anyways. Who cares about Brad Pitt when there is Fola Carter!
Thank God it’s Friday. Today I am going to be up all night hitting the clubs. I am not sure if I want to attend Taylors’ or 24/7. It depends on Boma anyways. She is more creative when it comes to which club to attend. Anyways, let me tell you a couple of things about Boma.
Boma is my best friend and one of the most successful youth models in Nigeria. We actually grew up together back in Lagos so our friendship goes way back. The year after we finished from high school, Boma won the Face of Africa pageant and toured the world before resuming in NIU with us. She models for my clothing line Urban Bohemian and also for major cosmetic companies in Nigeria. She went internationally officially during Christmas when she got an offer to model D & G. I know she rocks!
My parents don’t like Boma though. My parents don’t really like me to begin with so Boma aint alone when it comes to that part. The deal is, my parents are conservative Christians and they feel a girl my age cannot have money like I do. They think I am an aristo chic and even though my cousin Dele tells them that my source of income is clean (Dele is the Managing Director of Urban Bohemian. He is 36, he has experience he studied Business Administration so he has it all figured out), my folks choose not to believe him. They adore Bolu because he is the one with the good grades and no social life. Whatever! Just because my friends aren’t the church folks and the fact that my lifestyle is not that of an average Christian girl still I am a Christian. I believe in God with my heart and I have confessed it with my mouth so please I am so saved.
Bolu is the one who has not told me what he feels about Boma. Whenever she comes around he just retreats into his room. He doesn’t even say anything to her. Even Dele tries to strike a conversation even though it is usually business oriented but still… I guess I will have to ask him then. Anyways, I have to answer my phone now. Prince Fola calleth…
xoxo



BOLU
I cannot believe I told Bola. The plan was not to. I guess it’s hard when your best friend is your sister. I have been replaying the conversation all night.
“Hey you! How do I look?” Bola struts into my room wearing some black shirt that looked like it was probably someone else’s size and a short mini skirt.
“You look good… I guess” I told her
“I always do. So what’s up? How are you spending your Friday night?”
“Read. I just got The Complete Works of William Shakespeare and I really want to start reading it. I have to know that thing that made Shakespeare IT. Do you feel me?” I asked my sister
“Umm… No! But read on. Although, I don’t see the point considering the fact that you are studying Computer Science. You are supposed to be on IT. This is the period where you stop being an academic freak and act like you are part of the working class world” My sister told me as she used my mirror to apply her makeup.
“You can’t understand Bola”
“You’re so right on that one”
“So which club are you going to today?” I didn’t really care. Just asking for emergency sake.
24/7. I am just waiting for Boma”
“OK. Why are you not going with Fola?” I asked her, honestly.
“Bolu, its Friday. Ladies Night. Boma and I. Does it ring a bell?”
“Sorry. I forgot”
“Speaking of Boma, what do you feel about her? You practically comment on everything and you have not said a word about Boma. So lemme know wassup”
“She’s cool”
“You are not saying anything. If you were not my brother, I would have just taken that and be satisfied but you are and I KNOW YOU. So tell me, what do you honestly feel about Boma? Mum and dad think she is a bad influence. Dele thinks she wants the extra publicity. The media thinks she is stuck up and proud so what does Bolu Abayomi-Coker think?”
“I… I… never mind”
“You had better start talking!” Bola said, this time she was seating directly in front of me.
“I like her” I can’t believe I told her
“OMG! Bolu! Since when?”
“Since like forever”
“You have to tell her”
“You see why I didn’t want you to know in the first place. Gimme time, OK?”
“OK sir. Thank God! My brother is not that hopeless after all. At least he has got good taste in women” Bola said as she stood up. The doorbell rings.
It’s funny how you talk about someone and the next thing that happen is they show up. I answered the door and it was Boma and she looked really beautiful in her short boob tube gown and leather boots. Thank God she had a jacket on. I am not ready to be led into temptation. She said hi and I could not bring myself to stare at her face. She then went upstairs to meet Bola and in a couple of minutes, they were gone. I am now here in the sitting room trying to read a sonnet by William Shakespeare and all I can think about is Boma. I think I should pray instead.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Pilot Post

KISS AND TELL

The candid stories of twins, Bolu and Bola.

Have you met Bolu and Bola Abayomi-Coker? They are extremely different twins and when I mean different, I mean words and opposite different. Some people find it hard to believe they come from the same house.

Bolu: Age-20. Student, Nigeria International University, Abuja. The Guy. Single. Poet. Nerd. Bookworm. Rather stay indoors and read than party. First Class student. The ‘good’ kid. Parent’s greatest joy/asset. Single. Searching for another kind of love. Behind in the fashion/cool department. About to graduate from the University. Rock & Rap music only. Plays all the instruments and is a best friend to his sister.

Bola: Age-20. Student, Nigeria International University, Abuja. The Chic. The relationship one. Hip. Trendsetter. Loves to hangout and party with her girlfriends. Average student. A successful fashion designer. Has her very own car. All genres of music apply. Plays the guitar and is a best friend to her brother... and Boma.

Read their candid adventures through life. Hear their stories about life, love, dating, sex and a God they cannot see. The only thing they have in common apart from their DNA is the fact that they always KISS AND TELL!!!

Remember, there are TWIN sides to a story...

BOLA 001

OMG! I am so so so so so so so so in LOVE!!! I know you are probably wondering what is up with this chic... the thing is I am in love. I finally found the guy of my dreams. OK. Suck it up girl. OK.

So, I am at a party at Hauwa’s house and there he is. Suave, cute, clean shaved, nice crew cut, caramel complexion, amazing smile, BROWN EYES! He is everything a girl needs and when he said hi... gosh! I wanted to melt. We got talking and I managed to play it cool. He was happy to meet the girl behind Urban Bohemian. I was extremely flattered. If you don’t know, I am happy to tell you that my fashion line, Urban Bohemian is like the one of the most successful fashion lines in Nigeria and probably the most popular in my school. Everybody has something from the Urban Bohemian line. Whether it’s a bag or shoe or hat. Yes, everybody. I design clothes for guys too.

Back to my story, so we kept talking and I was like blushing the whole time. To cut the long story short, he asked me out on a date and I said yes. I mean he is Fola Carter. He recently transferred to our school and girls have been dying to go out with him and here he is. Let us not forget the fact that his dad was the former Minister of Foreign Affairs. Anyways, he takes me to this Chinese restaurant outside campus. It was an amazing experience. We talked and he made me laugh the whole time. And of course, his smile... Oh I can’t explain it. We then left the restaurant and decided to get some ice cream. That was fun too and he bought me N2, 000.00, ice cream. (My mum must NEVER hear I wasted N2, 000.00 on ice cream). He then drove me to my house (that I happen to share with my brother). There he asked me to be his girlfriend and DUH! I said yes... He then gave me the kiss of my life. Considering the fact that all the time I have been kissed, I had to teach the guys involved... but this...this was amazing. We said our goodbyes and I blushed all the way.

I AM CRAZILY MADLY DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU FOLA CARTER!!! YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING! After God, that is.

xoxo


BOLU 001

Bola is so annoying me right now. Who does she think she is? The last time I checked the world doesn’t revolve around her head! All because of Fola Carter. That guy is the world’s greatest player. I pray God opens her eyes to see him for the guy he really is. And he kissed her. He actually kissed her. Can you imagine that? I have begged this girl to save her first kiss for the guy she will spend the rest of her life with. Anyways, she said she was going to spend the rest of her life with him and that he is forever. That was what she said about Chidi and Kevwe and Farouk and George and Jerry and Efosa. At least, lets thank God she is saving sex for marriage if not... it would be a different story.

I love my sister don’t get me wrong but I care for her. The thing is that her life is on the fast lane. She has huge money in the bank, has cool friends, is always in the pages of various magazines and was recently on the cover of Sizzle, the largest youth magazine in West Africa. She has designed clothes for artistes on the red carpet. She is always at the award shows so I don’t expect anything less. I am just worried for her. I don’t want to see her get hurt. She just keeps making the same mistake over and over again. This is the seventh guy asking her out at the end of the first date and she is saying yes. Immma pray for her.

You might think I am beefing her because my life is not like hers but that’s not true. I love my sister and even though we are different and she is paying the bills in the house, I love her all the same. God made me her brother so I can pray for her and put sanity in her head ‘cause without me, the girl is gonna go wild.

I will take a pause here. Bola and I are about to watch ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’. Peace out!